Monday, October 20, 2008

how to be a fool in three easy steps

First, don't ever spend time with anyone who is older than yourself. Hang around only with your peers.

Second, make certain that you are constantly pumping godless ideologies into your head via every electronic mechanism possible...waking or sleeping.

Third, don't ever crack your Bible open. (Especially don't read Psalm 1, or the book of Proverbs.)